do you ever just finish a book and sit there for a while like what the fuck did this author just do to me
what if eyebrows dont know when to stop growing and there are little eyebrow fairies that come to us in our sleep and keep them nice and trimmed each night and we dont know because we are sleeping
porn logic: wow i spilled my drink on him i better take off his pants and suck his dick
weird that porn logic is also my life logic?
when people make fun of you for being too young
son *puts a hand on your shoulder* son sometimes *puts another hand on your shoulder* Son sometimes things are *puts another hand on your shoulder* son you just gotta *puts another hand on your shoulder* son
When someone emotionally hurts you but you have to act like you don’t care.
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